Teacher:  How old is your father?
Kid:          He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is that possible?
Kid:          He became a father only when I was born
(Logic! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
Fred's Funnies
Teacher:  How old is your father?
Kid:          He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is that possible?
Kid:          He became a father only when I was born
(Logic! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
 
Teacher:  Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria:      Here it is.
Teacher:  Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class:       Maria.
 
Teacher:   Glenn: how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
Teacher:   No, that's wrong.
Glenn:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
 
Teacher:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald:     H I J K L M N O
Teacher:   What are you talking about?
Donald:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
 
Teacher:  Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Donald:    No sir; it's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!)
 
Teacher:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold:    A teacher.