These are quotes from the old game show Hollywood Squares:
Host: "If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?"
Charley Weaver: "Three days of steady drinking should do it."
Host: "You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?"
Don Knotts: "That's what's been keeping me awake."
Host: "According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come right out and ask him if he's married?"
Rose Marie: "No, wait until morning."
Host: "According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?"
Charley Weaver: "It got me out of the army."
Pass the Hat goes to: Girl Scouts of America
Valentine Day Trivia
President Fred shared some Valentine's Day trivia:
The first mass produced Valentine was in 1947.
Approximately 190 million Valentines are mailed each year.
Over half mailed are for others than husband and wife
Average spending for Valentine's Day has increased every year
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." Charles Schultz
President Fred said, "this is a great time to tell someone that you cherish them."